The 'Wall has been hitting the e-press since the turn of the year (2008).
Initially it was a forum and a Myspace, but such was the interest in the
local music scene, it quickly set itself up as a website. Below is a wee hack
type story, which ended up on the cutting room floor. I think it's good though :),
and includes as many Falkirk bands and artists i could fit in, FOR NOW!
MARLOW was ranting and raving as usual. Eight weeks our story; THIS
INHUMAN MASSACRE had been running and the Chief Editor was sweating
on a breakthrough.
The Police officer running the investigation, LIEUTENANT STARDUST,
had no LEADS and our Papers constant cut-and-paste frontpage was
somehow BREACHING COPYRIGHT.
Everyone wanted to know WHO SHOT MARVIN and the five other stiffs in
the morgue plus the two CITISINS who were in a CROMA, we were
It was time for this reporter to go undercover.
I had a tip-off, which in LAMENS TERMS is a piece of info the Police
don’t know about from a source or suspect.
BATEMAN was the name.
‘Disco Dave’ was a local fence, mainly stolen or ringing antique
motors plus the odd Hendrix signed guitar. Murder wasn’t in his
profile, but FAIGAN, one of the henchmen in the notorious McLERNON
crime family was capable of anything, and had been seen hanging
around with Disco Dave.
One of Faigan’s victims, RAY SUMMERS; who just lived to tell the
tale told me Faigan once walked out from a bus stop in Stenhousemuir
and, he claims, “LE MANCHOT me!”
I quickly drove up to FIVE PARK DRIVE in Denny, dumped the old
Morris Spitfire that Bateman had sold me just a few months earlier
and hid it behind those DAFT PSYCADELLIC IGLOO‘S they live in over
There was a HAZE ON A HILLTOP overlooking Park Drive so I made my
way up there to some HIGHER GROUND overlooking the Bateman Plaza.
The place was awash with HOOKS-N-CROOKS, including ALANA, the
baby-faced heir of the McLernon dynasty. LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING
though, and I wondered if she had maybe made her DEBUT in some sort
of initiation test?, and could she be the main suspect?
I decided to test my CIVIL LIBERTIES and ran down through the ULTRA
DEEP FIELD to the edge of the house, and climbed the DRAINPIPE
before jumping over THE FALKIRK WALL into the party James Bond
stylee and grabbing a glass of Bateman’s Pomagne. It was an acquired
taste for Bateman.
Two bouncers and Bateman immediately approached me,
“We want you to leave” they said one after the other.
“What?”, I said pretending I never heard.
“WE WANT YOU TO LEAVE”, they repeated again, one after the other.
“I think I can hear an ECHOFELA or is it a parrot?”, I smiled.
My body hit the side of the building cartoon style at 100mph, before
I fell dazed to the ground. I looked up to see a blurred IDIOTCUT-OUT of
my frame embedded in Bateman’s blue and buff stone cladding.
It was funny, almost like a GENETIK BLUEPRINT but like visual art or
ROSS FAIRWEATHER came over and waved my tormentors away. He was the
calm before the storm, because when he speaks to you it normally
means BILLY SHEARS is about to have a word. Shears is hell on earth.
Thankfully Billy never had his shears with him, but he did seem
quite amused when he threw me across the garden, with me ending up in the kids paddling pool which seemed
painless really, and hysterically funny for all the guests including Alana.
She helped me OUT OF THE SWIM, and I couldn’t help but notice her
“It’s a VALENTINES party”, she stated.
Wow!, well with me being EVER THE OPTOMIST, I just had to ask for a dance.
“AKOLAYD”, she said
“EPIC”, I replied.
It was time to blow this case out of the water, so to speak.
We took to the ROSEWOOD floor and slow danced for ages. It was an
ACID WONDERLAND EXPERIENCE. I’ve been in the DOLEDRUMS for so long I
forgot what it was like to have female company like the lovely Alana.
I noticed Bateman and Faigan had disappeared so I made my excuses to
Alana and ran up the stairs and into the study.
Faigan was dead.
Bateman was gone, probably in a stolen mini.
How could I have suspected the lovely Alana.
Marlow was happy though, i had solved the case.
The link to the site is below the blog, thanks
FALKIRK FC http://www.falkirkfc.co.uk/
STENHOUSEMUIR FC http://www.stenhousemuirfc.com/
E. STIRLINGSHIRE FC http://www.eaststirlingfc.co.uk/
THE FALKIRK WALL http://www.falkirkwall.com/
METRO LIVE http://www.clubmetro.co.uk/
SCOTTIE'S BEBO http://www.bebo.com/ScottN898
SCOTTIE'S MYSPACE http://www.myspace.com/arab_dude
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