As the big game approaches, a few rumours are beginning to circulate as to what the Rams will be offering their supporters' for the big day. Remember those terrifying masks? The Ram on the pitch? Will there be a beach party? Or maybe free T-Shirts (oh dear...)?

Well, a few of the gifts in mind from the Rams hierachy have reached us at WebJam. Here they are;

One idea is a free burger (or hotdog) with chips, however, with Kris Commons now coming back to full fitness and the possibility of the snacks being rained down onto the Pride Park surface, that idea is surely a none-starter. Fat-boy, sorry That-boy Kris Commons is well known for his liking of fast food, so the self-confessed Nottingham Forest born midfielder would simply go missing if this scenario would occur - a bit like when he tried to nutmeg Reds skipper Paul McKenna at The City Ground earlier this season. So with that idea doomed, fear not Rams fans, the owner, whoever he is now after the various takeovers, has a couple of other treats up his sleave. The next being a free umbrella for every supporter, quite simply this would enable all those poor soles protection against that dreadful shower of sh#t they have to endure every game. And finally, the last idea doing the rounds is a free pair of mini binoculours for every fan who purchases a ticket for the game. This will give every Rammie a chance to spot Robbie Savage actually offering something constructive during a game. Rumour has it the first supporter to spot this rare sight gets a lifetime of free Derby tickets... free derby tickets.... that can't be true?