KB led from start to finish and was winner in both Premier League and Championship games, and despite a late surge from Mitchell, the lead was never in doubt. Trigs can now enjoy a well-earned rest and upon accepting his prize declared; "Delighted, never in doubt. I'm just too good (looking) for all of you." Asked how he was going to spend pre-season he explained "playing cricket and stocking up on bananas for the new monkey in the flat." His good fortune shows no sign of ending, a recent 46 not out took his cricket team to an important win.

Chris Mitchell's long established title defence finally ended, but 2nd place was still a creditable achievement given the circumstances of the upheaval of a house move, trips away and the pressure of expectation on the wise-owls shoulders. Mitch however, warned the opposition he doesn't like losing and promised to be better, stronger and meaner next season. For the record, CM finished 2nd in the Prem and slightly disappointing 6th in the Champ games. 

Coming home in 3rd is the newly married Hawkeye. 'Hawks' said to be still on a high after a 90 minute rave session, produced another solid campaign, earning 3rd and 4th positions in the prem and champ games. Asked which felt best, coming 3rd or tieing the knot with wife Michelle, Chris replied with a grin on his face "Its all about European football", perhaps in answer to his clubs qualification into next seasons Champions League Qualifying Round.

In 4th place is the Crusader. However, much has been made of the physical and mental state of Dave Cather after a rare recent public appearance. One onlooker spoke out "It looks like he's got aids", another simply stated "Joking aside, i reallly am concerned for his wellbeing." With fears growing, he was again spotted out, once more giving everyone cause for concern. Many observers feel Coy will be unable to recover, and we may never see him again on the touchline. A sad end to a man who famously never showed any emotion of any kind. Rest in peace Cather...

The middle of the table had a slightly un-familiar look to it, after PL pipped Boozehound and Alright Dave to 5th place, Booze eventually sliding back to 7th, whilst Alright Dave had to settle for 6th, despite coming home 2nd in the championship game. Consolation for Dave however, after finishing top of the fair play league and a back-door entry (sounds like something Coy would say) into Europe. It just goes to show being a nice person does have its rewards.

At the bottom end of the table, Oldroyd finished 8th, a rather poor year for the West Bromwich traveller, Glenn back in 9th after a terrible year, but with the G-man in love, 2012 could be his year? And finally Johnny once again bottom, but once again credit for picking a team.

So thats it until next season. Anymore of your funny Coy pics, send them to the editor@webjam.com, and lastly congratulations to Mr and Mrs Hawkeye.

KB led from start to finish and was winner in both Premier League and Championship games, and despite a late surge from Mitchell, the lead was never in doubt. Trigs can now enjoy a well-earned rest and upon accepting his prize declared; "Delighted, never in doubt. I'm just too good (looking) for all of you." Asked how he was going to spend pre-season he explained "playing cricket and stocking up on bananas for the new monkey in the flat." His good fortune shows no sign of ending, a recent 46 not out took his cricket team to an important win.

Chris Mitchell's long established title defence finally ended, but 2nd place was still a creditable achievement given the circumstances of the upheaval of a house move, trips away and the pressure of expectation on the wise-owls shoulders. Mitch however, warned the opposition he doesn't like losing and promised to be better, stronger and meaner next season. For the record, CM finished 2nd in the Prem and slightly disappointing 6th in the Champ games. 

Coming home in 3rd is the newly married Hawkeye. 'Hawks' said to be still on a high after a 90 minute rave session, produced another solid campaign, earning 3rd and 4th positions in the prem and champ games. Asked which felt best, coming 3rd or tieing the knot with wife Michelle, Chris replied with a grin on his face "Its all about European football", perhaps an answer to his clubs qualification into next seasons Champions League Qualifying Round.

In 4th place is the Crusader. However, much has been made of the physical and mental state of Dave Cather after a rare recent public appearance. One onlooker spoke out "It looks like he's got aids", another simply stated "Joking aside, i reallly am concerned for his wellbeing." With fears growing, he was again spotted out, once more giving everyone cause for concern. Many observers feel Coy will be unable to recover, and we may never see him again on the touchline. A sad end to a man who famously never showed any emotion of any kind. Rest in peace Cather...

The middle of the table had a slightly un-familiar look to it, after PL pipped Boozehound and Alright Dave to 5th place, Booze eventually sliding back to 7th, whilst Alright Dave had to settle for 6th, despite coming home 2nd in the championship game. Consolation for Dave however, after finishing top of the fair play league and a back-door entry (sounds like something Coy would say) into Europe. It just goes to show being a nice person does have its rewards.

At the bottom end of the table, Oldroyd finished 8th, a rather poor year for the West Bromwich traveller, Glenn back in 9th after a terrible year, but with the G-man in love, 2012 could be his year? And finally Johnny once again bottom, but once again credit for picking a team.

So thats it until next season. Anymore of your funny Coy pics, send them to the editor@webjam.com, and lastly congratulations to Mr and Mrs Hawkeye.

Points penalty or not, as the season comes to its finale Trigger still holds a healthy lead and in truth no-one has managed to come close all season, a league and cup double is within his grasp. Chris Mitchell has not gave up without a fight, despite pulling away from the chasing pack, the reigning champion is still over 150 points adrift with just a small handfull of games left to play. 'Mitch' has had a busy time this year and it appears the juggling act of moving house together with managing a first class side has proved too much in 2010/11. The only consolation for the Rapid Buchasexpest boss and their followers is the Johnstones Paint Trophy success and qualification into the Champions League Qualifying Round next season.

Some-way further back, the race is hotting up for 3rd place and more importantly the vital Europa League slot. Hawkeye, with all eyes on him this weekend has been slowly caught by Coy in recent weeks. Razor, who was bizarrely accused of 'raping all night' by a small section of supporters, holds a 7 point advantage over 'The Fool', who is set to make a rare public appearance in London. Blighted by press reports about his private life all season, and even suspended at the beginning of the campaign, Coy has fought his way through and 3rd place would represent another high finish for the Keyworth Crusader. Incidentally, latest reports suggest Coy has been seeing a married wife with four kids, then with no explanation, he then suffers broken limbs....

Alright Dave has been as steady as ever and worked hard to move up to 5th place, whilst PL has moved up to a career best 6th, finally showing some form he's promised over the last 2 years. Boozehound's season has died of death and with thoughts firmly on the weekends drinking, along with preperation for the best mans speech, and now his own wedding to plan, the season couldn't end soon enough.

The bottom of the table, with the exception of PL missing, is as expected. Oldroyd in 8th- he may give it a go next year, Glennroy 9th and Johnny's Forest Owd Boys showing that taking part is the most important thing.

One more update to come, can Triggs hold out for his maiden title?, will the Webjammers next trip to the capital be to see the twin towers???

Groom-to-be Hawkeye appears to be showing no signs of wedding jitters sitting nicely in 3rd place. Despite reports in local media Dave Cather had gone missing, 'Coy' seems to have put a torrid personal life to one side as he recovers from a poor start to sit 4th. Should any possible sightings of the Keyworth Crusader be spotted, police are urging members of the public to call their nottingham incident room immediately. It is thought this weekends Derby match could bring him out of hiding - if only to place a bet on fatboy Commons to net a hat-trick against the Reds.

Boozehound has slipped seemingly out of contention down into 5th, but with 20 Derby tickets to distribute and the rigours of being best man to contend with, Booze may well have to turn to, well, Booze.

The rest of the field is to be expected Alright Dave is the best of the rest, PL is as ever under-achieving, whilst Oldroyd, under persistent rumours he is paying someone to manage his squad whilst he has to endure long days away from his office, is in 8th. And finally Glenn already appears to have thrown in the towel, perhaps he's in love????

At the other end of the table, Coy after winning his appeal to be reinstated to the tournament has faltered badly and is now playing for pride although this does not come as much of a surprise following a series of bizarre transfers which has culminated in an early wild card being thrown in desperation. A series of long, boring Saturday afternoons in front of Sky Sports News has not had its desired effect on the drab Keyworth man.

The less said about PL and Glen the better whom face a battle with each other to avoid the wooden spoon. Maybe a weekend away from the Woman and the kids can breath new life into PL's Famous Punts.

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After a long and painful summer which featured yet another England world cup catastrophe, the Webjam Championship is back with a bang. Last year’s champion Chris Mitchell has got off to a very disappointing start to the season languishing in mid table. The Wise Owl pinpoints injuries and a loss of form to key players as the reason for this but unless a marked improvement is made and quick, that wild card will have to be used shortly.

Trigger leads the way courtesy of a flying start in the Texaco league whilst Boozehound has managed to stay clear of the booze enough to be a close second as the nights begin to draw in for winter time.

If few predicted Mitchell’s slow start to the season there can be no surprise at who props up the table after the first few weeks. PL has made yet another woeful start and despite promising to be more active in the transfer market and on the training ground he appears to be a wise ‘punt’ for relegation. Although the challenge of fatherhood is bound to have an impact many have called for the board of directors to bring in a director of football to ease some of the burden on the Pinnacle Lad. Rumours this week that the woman is favourite for this role have been branded as utter fabrication by PL who is adamant his boys will kick on in the coming weeks.

On a side note the Webjam Championship Fantasy Football committee have streamlined this year’s competition to 8 teams meaning some culls have had to be made over the summer. Deano and Gerb have been jettisoned due to not entering a team into the Texaco league whilst Dave Cather has been excluded on the grounds that this competition is strictly a Forest season ticket holder only league and a minimum of 23 games must be attended this season in order for anybody to be considered for next season’s tournament.

Chris Mitchell finished the month in 2nd spot on 322, keeping him 12 points clear at the summit. CM finished 3rd in the Premier League game, whilst his 2nd string, Winton Mubutu, also ended April in 3rd place. With such a close points difference and just 2 Premier League games and 1 round of Championship matches left to play, it could all come down to the last kick of the season to see if Mitchell can retain his Championship crown.

Seemingly out of the running is Only Fools & Heskey manager Dave Cather, who is coming under-fire after a torrid month. 'Coy' finished the month down in 5th place, putting to end any hopes he had of winning something for another year, after his latest humiliation, sections of the crowd jeered the Keyworth Crusader who now faces an uncertain future.

The fight for 4th place took another twist with Alright Dave sneeking above 'That Man Dan', who incidentally correctly predicted before a ball was kicked in August, 'we'd all be Cohen to Wembley'. Dave finished the month in 3rd whilst Dan was left frustrated back in 10th place.

Elsewhere, Hawkeye closed the gap on his neighbour (in the A-Block~ Dan), to 5 points, whilst Gerbil Remedies finished the month in 6th and stands 8th overall. PL had a season high of 4th place for the month and for the first time in his career, lifted himself off the foot of the table and out the relegation zone. FC Clunge Plunged to the depths of despair dropping to bottom place after scoring the lowest points tally of 212.

Finally a special mention for Johnny, fresh from his Indian takeaway, i mean getaway, who despite taking the time to pick a side seems to have been overlooked for the entire season. Standing 9th overall, NFFC Old-boys has done himself proud.

April standings: Trigs 396, CM 322, Alright 321, PL 304, Coy 296, Gerb 284, Deano 281, Hawks 280, Oldroyd 279, Dan 262, Johnny 261, Glenn 212.

Dave Cather (Coy) remains in 2nd place, despite leapfrogging Trigger in the standings. After recieving a rough ride from Trig all season, Only Fools & Heskey may have the last laugh, and with just 21 points behind CM, its all to play for in the final full month of the season. However, many more trips to see Leicester City play could jeapodise any hopes Coy has. Quite clearly this rare trip out of Keyworth has had a negative effect on his teams management, causing unrest amongst his squad. A night away from the computer?? For the record Cather finished March in 3rd place with 377 points.

Trigger's Gash Hunters dropped off the pace somewhat, but with 3rd place all but secured a last tilt at the title could be within KB's grasp. 337 points in March (4th) and 87 off top spot.

With the Champions League places seemingly decided, the race is on for the best of the rest. And with just 67 points separating the next 4, it could go all the way down to the last game. Dan 'The Man' Mounser remains 4th, but is closely followed by Alright Dave, Hawkeye and Oldroyd. The latter finished 2nd in march and is very much the man in form.

At the other end of the league, the likes of Deano and Glenn Scruby already appear to be preparing for next season after slipping away from the pack. Perhaps someone should tell FC Clunge boss Glenn that Adam Johnson is no longer at Middlesbrough... for starters. Right at the bottom, PL, despite a slight upsurge still looks doomed for relegation in his first campaign as manager.

March standings; CM 399, Oldroyd 378, Coy 377, Trigger 337, Hawks 327, Dan 303, Alright 294, PL 285, Gerbil 267, Deano 217, Glenn 195

Elsewhere, the big mover is none other than Oldroyd who like the Reds has gone from strength to strength as the season has gone on.

Deano and Glen have slipped down a couple of places apiece but there is no danger of either ending with the wooden spoon with PL all but set to become the 'worst team in history'.

The master of sneakyness (Mitchell) has slithered into 2nd spot behind Coy, with Trigger and Boozehound making up the numbers in a bid for Champions League Football next season.

With the distraction of trips to Leeds every other week Glen is marrooned in mid-table with Deano (and his little piece) but Alright Dave is looking favourite to seal a Europa League place for next year.

At the other end of the table, Oldroyd, boosted by an upturn in fortunes at the City Ground has moved off the bottom thanks to the inspired form of John Terry but sadly this is at the expense of PL who now props up the table. It will be interesting to see how the scramble to avoid the wooden spoon develops with Droyd concentrating on moving house whilst PL contemplates the prospect of becoming a Dad and being tied down to the woman forever.

At the other end of the table there are no surprises with PL & Oldroyd propping up the table, although with Forest commitments as busy as ever their task is unenviable.

However, there is a long way to go with wildcards to be used and as Billy would say "league tables dont matter until January"

Boozehound was second followed by Coy in third place and Trigger in fourth.

Roll on next season...

He leads by 25 points from Dan's The Boozehounds. Elsewhere, Hawkeye's Hawkeye United are now only 71 points away from coming off the foot of the table but with only two weeks to go, it looks unlikely unless he has a couple of scorching weeks.

The only movers this week were Alright Dave and Johnny. The FC Brummie Reds leaped into sixth spot overtaking F.C.N.F. who drop to seventh.

The battle at the bottom remains exciting with Hawkeye now only 106 points off Bomber. Can he do it?

With only three Championship games remaining and six to go in the Premier League, Hawkeye Utd are now only 160 points from moving off the bottom of the Webjam Championship.

The Boozehounds lead at the top has been extended by eight points and are now 38 points clear of Win Ton Mubutu in second and 82 points clear of Only Fools & Heskey in third.

Everyone else remains the same as we enter squeeky bum time.

The Boozehounds' lead at the top is 30 points ahead of Mitchell's 'Win Ton Mubutu' with Coy's 'Only Fools & Heskey' side 99 points off top spot.

Hawkeye's 'Hawkeye Utd' remain bottom and now trails Bomber's 'Without Killing Anyone' side by 212 points.

Dan's 'The Boozehounds' are still top of the pile and have a lead of 39 points over Mitchell's 'Win Ton Mubutu' team.

Alright Dave couldn't follow up his excellent week last time and drops two places into eighth place. The only other mover this week was Johnny's 'F.C.N.F.' who slipped a place into sixth.

Time is running out for Hawkeye at the bottom as his quest to topple Bomber reaches a close. He now trails by 228 points.

Alright Dave's FC Brummie Reds overtook Barbados bound Glenroy into sixth spot. Everyone else remains in the same positions.

The Boozehounds are 20 points clear and Hawkeye United at the bottom are now 300 points behind Bomber.

Only Fools & Heskey also moved up the league table and now sit in third with Converted Toon Red dropping to fourth.

Hawkeye United are still cutting the deficit and are now 329 points behind Without Killing Anyone.

Mitchell's Win Ton Mobutu side lead the way at the top and he is now 33 points ahead. Hawkeye's attempt to overhaul Bomber is nearing closer with him now only 372 points away.

Everyone else remains in the same positions but a gap seems to be forming with the top four pulling away in those Champions League spots.

Who will win the pints at the end of the season? Mitchell 1/2, Dan 4/1, Stemo 4/1, Coy 10/1

A special mention also to Hawkeye who has jumped off the bottom of the Championship league table but still finds himself 406 points off Bomber in the league that counts. Will he catch him before May?

Everyone else remains in the same positions as last week.