Fantasy Football Predictors » GASHMASTER SHOWS WHY HE'S EVERYONES FANTASY... (or so he says)

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Trigger is the new King of the Webjam Fantasy Football after holding off defending champ Chris Mitchell to capture the 2010/11 title.

KB led from start to finish and was winner in both Premier League and Championship games, and despite a late surge from Mitchell, the lead was never in doubt. Trigs can now enjoy a well-earned rest and upon accepting his prize declared; "Delighted, never in doubt. I'm just too good (looking) for all of you." Asked how he was going to spend pre-season he explained "playing cricket and stocking up on bananas for the new monkey in the flat." His good fortune shows no sign of ending, a recent 46 not out took his cricket team to an important win.

Chris Mitchell's long established title defence finally ended, but 2nd place was still a creditable achievement given the circumstances of the upheaval of a house move, trips away and the pressure of expectation on the wise-owls shoulders. Mitch however, warned the opposition he doesn't like losing and promised to be better, stronger and meaner next season. For the record, CM finished 2nd in the Prem and slightly disappointing 6th in the Champ games. 

Coming home in 3rd is the newly married Hawkeye. 'Hawks' said to be still on a high after a 90 minute rave session, produced another solid campaign, earning 3rd and 4th positions in the prem and champ games. Asked which felt best, coming 3rd or tieing the knot with wife Michelle, Chris replied with a grin on his face "Its all about European football", perhaps in answer to his clubs qualification into next seasons Champions League Qualifying Round.

In 4th place is the Crusader. However, much has been made of the physical and mental state of Dave Cather after a rare recent public appearance. One onlooker spoke out "It looks like he's got aids", another simply stated "Joking aside, i reallly am concerned for his wellbeing." With fears growing, he was again spotted out, once more giving everyone cause for concern. Many observers feel Coy will be unable to recover, and we may never see him again on the touchline. A sad end to a man who famously never showed any emotion of any kind. Rest in peace Cather...

The middle of the table had a slightly un-familiar look to it, after PL pipped Boozehound and Alright Dave to 5th place, Booze eventually sliding back to 7th, whilst Alright Dave had to settle for 6th, despite coming home 2nd in the championship game. Consolation for Dave however, after finishing top of the fair play league and a back-door entry (sounds like something Coy would say) into Europe. It just goes to show being a nice person does have its rewards.

At the bottom end of the table, Oldroyd finished 8th, a rather poor year for the West Bromwich traveller, Glenn back in 9th after a terrible year, but with the G-man in love, 2012 could be his year? And finally Johnny once again bottom, but once again credit for picking a team.

So thats it until next season. Anymore of your funny Coy pics, send them to the editor@webjam.com, and lastly congratulations to Mr and Mrs Hawkeye.

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