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"my missus could've scored that... "

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About me:
once i saw a man steal a bottle of whiskey from waitrose.
the guy from the shop was too slow to catch him so i said he could borrow my skateboard but he didn't want to so he just let the guy go.
true story.

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Previous jobs:
stuntman 
Education:
life skillz rulez ok. 
 

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chickerino wrote:
24-Aug-2009 - 17:15

don't go there. its rather hellish!

nicopico wrote:
24-Aug-2009 - 16:06

congo more specifically

nicopico wrote:
24-Aug-2009 - 16:05

africa

24-Aug-2009 - 15:10

where is that on the map?



 

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would you like some of my vam-pie...?

 0 Comments- Add comment Written on 09-Sep-2009 by nicopico

hello.

 my name is vampire hunter.

  yesterday i caught a vampire.

   and with it i made a vampie.

    what you do is you get your vampire...

     now get your stake [wooden] and bust it through his heart.

      so now he's real dead.

       and now you get your other steak [pig, cow, sheep, human, whatever...]

        and cut that into pieces.

         then get the bread bit of the pie and put the vampire in

          and then put the wooden stake in...

           just kidding haha, you want to use the meat steak here

            put that in the bread bit too

             then bake in the microwave for forty-five seconds...

              leave to stand for a minute

               and then you're done.

                tasty-licious

                 come back tomorrow to learn how to make zombiscuits.

                  bye.

                   mr vampire hunter and part time zombie murderer

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