hello.

 my name is vampire hunter.

  yesterday i caught a vampire.

   and with it i made a vampie.

    what you do is you get your vampire...

     now get your stake [wooden] and bust it through his heart.

      so now he's real dead.

       and now you get your other steak [pig, cow, sheep, human, whatever...]

        and cut that into pieces.

         then get the bread bit of the pie and put the vampire in

          and then put the wooden stake in...

           just kidding haha, you want to use the meat steak here

            put that in the bread bit too

             then bake in the microwave for forty-five seconds...

              leave to stand for a minute

               and then you're done.

                tasty-licious

                 come back tomorrow to learn how to make zombiscuits.

                  bye.

                   mr vampire hunter and part time zombie murderer