Torchwood

Rating: PG

Genre:  General/Humor

Disclaimer:  I do not own Torchwood.

Summary:

A drabble in which Ianto informs Jack that the coffee machine is no longer functioning.  Enjoy!

“What do you mean the coffee machine’s broken?”

Ianto shifted his weight nervously. “The coffee machine is…no longer functioning.”

“This better not be a joke.”

“Why would I joke about your coffee, sir?”

Jack needed coffee. It was always there when he needed it, just like Ianto.

“I could go buy a cup of coffee for you.”

Jack slumped into his chair. “No…” He suddenly looked up, his eyes glinting. “But I know what else I need…”

“Dabbling, sir?”

“Dabbling.”

Grinning, Ianto closed the door to Jack’s office. No need to tell Jack that the coffee machine was working perfectly.