Post-jetlag-absurdity has resulted in me not getting out of bed until lunchtime on this beautifully sunny Saturday.

Out of annoyance at the prospect of wasting the entire day, I have resolved to do something useful or worthwhile with the rest of it. And so, after a quick look at LOTC for inspiration, I have decided to go to this:

Looks interesting, not least because you apparently get to take stuff home. I'm currently entertaining a slightly optimistic fantasy that one of these pieces of 'art' might look good on one of the many bare walls in my flat.

So, in reality, what do you think might actually occur this afternoon?

1. I continue to sit around in my pants and waste the entire afternoon.
2. I make it out of the flat, get as far as the pub and no further.
3. I fail to locate the gallery.
4. I locate the gallery and find it's unexpectedly closed.
5. I get there and find that it's rammed full of people. My aversion to teeming humanity precludes me from entering.
6. It turns out to be shit.
7. It becomes apparent that all the good stuff was already taken yesterday.
8. I like some of the stuff, but I'm too embarrassed to ask to take anything home.
9. The only stuff I like turns out to be far too big to carry home on the bus.
10. I take something that I like, but break it on the way home.
11. I get something that I like back to my flat, but it looks shit when I have another look at it.
12. I get something super-cool, and it looks great in my flat, and I manage to fix it to a wall without too much drama, and it looks OK.

Whaddya reckon?