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 69 Comments- Add comment | Back to See 'em off! Written on 06-Mar-2009 by DaveyWavey

satan's gaping anusIn the pub last night, Jason told me that he is proud* of the fact that his blog is Google's top hit for those searching for "satan's gaping anus".

A few things:

  • At the time of writing, all Google-able occurences of the exact phrase "satan's gaping anus" are attributable to Jason. (Not for long now, though.)
  • If you loosen the criteria (and punctuation) slightly, it seems that the phrase "satans gaping anus" was also once used online in August 2001 by a Dublin chap who went by the moniker 'Eyeliner Boy'. He was referring to his school – the young scallywag. But who first came up with this phrase – did both Jason and Eyeliner Boy experience independent inspiration, or were they merely aping something that came before?
  • Based on my limited understanding of SEO, the number of references to Satan's gaping anus in this here blog post should theoretically ensure that, over time, it should steal (or at least borrow) Jason's grubby crown for the most Google-able page containing the phrase "Satan's gaping anus". Whether or not this makes him happy remains to be seen.

Hmmm. While I'm pissing about with SEO, I might as well toss in a couple of other interesting phrases... Golden Showers! Free! Hardcore Quadbike Abseiling Porn! Reamed Up The Cake! Etc.

Update, May 2009: I must say, I'm really enjoying all these insightful comments. Keep it up.

* Or he could have been annoyed. I forget which it was.
 
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