I've realised that I used the word 'fuck' (or some derivative thereof) no less than nine times in my last post.

This is clearly unacceptable. There are so many other good swearwords available, and yet I didn't use any of them.

I think that last post probably used up my month's quota of fucks*. I intend to rectify this situation by using other potty-mouthed expressions in preference to that particular word for the rest of this month. I will prove that I am indeed fluent in profanity.