The legend of Miss Lady Alexis and The Shadow Demons

Several years ago lived a pirate who name was Alexis. Everyone who knew her called her Miss Lady Alexis, Lord Alexis, or Ma’ Lord Alexis.  Miss Lady Alexis was the most strongest and undefeated Pirate in the whole Caribbean.  Everyone was afraid of her and no one dared to even mess with Miss Lady Alexis. However, Miss Lady Alexis was not always the queen of the seas and she never had so much respect in her life.

Miss Lady Alexis started off as a poor child in a small town called Saber which was west of the lost city of El Galapalos. This town was build over an old Mayan graveyard that held the most valuable items in the whole island. That was the reason why Miss Lady Alexis’s town was infested with thieves, explores, pirates, nomads, even monks. Everyone wanted the gold and riches.  Even one piece of gold would be worth a million pesos.  Miss Lady Alexis  could only go to school and come back home and on rare occasions she cloud go to the store and purchase her something nice. However, this did not satisfy her. She wished to live her life again like she once did when she was 6. She wanted to go outside, make money, talk to people besides her mom, play with other children, annoy adults, and just live her life.  However, she knew this would never happen and with her father dead she absolutely knew that nothing would ever change.

Miss Lady Alexis’s father died when she was just 7 years old. Yes, it was very tragic. Her father discovered the many secrets of the lost graveyard of the Mayas. He was the first man to find the grave site (the woman who found it many years ago died from cancer) of the royal Mayan family.  So Miss Lady Alexis’s father decided he would tell the citizens of the village only so there would be no trouble; however, there was thieves in the town on a mission and over heard him speaking of the grave site. The thieves heard her father and once he was finish they killed him. (oh by the way Miss Lady Alexis’s father  name was William) The thieves shot William several times in he’s chest and in he’s knee.  And what made it so tragic was that Miss Lady Alexis was standing right there next to him, crying.  Since Miss Lady Alexis was standing right next to her father she was shot 3 times in the arm. She was carried to a doctor immediately and the doctor said it would take a year for her to recover.  A year passed Miss Lady Alexis had a full recovery physically; however, mentally she was still very sad.  Knowing that she won’t see her father again, she cried puddles of tears on her bed.  She had just lost her best friend. 

4 years had passed, it was Miss Lady Alexis’s birthday and she was turning 12. You would think this would be the happiest time in her life; however, her birthday will not end so well.  Miss Lady Alexis had a small party at the local bar (which was like a club back then) just south of her village. Her mother would never allow her to have a party anywhere in her village because it was far too dangerous. (Her mother’s name was Jane) Miss Lady Alexis had very few friends because everyone was afraid to be near her, they thought she was bad luck (everyone she ever talked to ad became friends with died or was missing) and she was a poor child. Miss Lady Alexis was mocked for being poor on a daily base.  Children would walk up to her and call her names or parents would tell their children to stay away from her. Miss Lady Alexis didn’t think anything of these people she thought the only reason why they mock her was because they had no life or nothing better to do.  She had always thought that until the 30 Sombreros (A well known gang) had took her out of her classroom asking for the locations. The leader had said, “Donde estas mi gold! Where is mi oro! Los locasiones! Ahora! Now! Now! Preciosa.”  When Miss Lady Alexis had told them she had no idea what they were talking about they threw a fit. If it wasn’t for the president of the school she would have been hurt badly. However, if it wasn’t for the president of the school she would still be at Llano Middle School.  After, the incident the president of the school, Charles, officially asked Miss Lady Alexis to pack her bags and hit the road.  A horrible fight was about to take place in a small innocent school so Charles did what he had to do. Therefore, Miss Lady Alexis had to hit the road.  Miss Lady Alexis did not blame Charles for what happened nor The 30 Sombreros. She had blamed the one person who started this, her father.  Miss Lady Alexis thought if her father never ran his mouth about what he discovered he would have never been shot and he would still be here to tuck her in every night. If he hadn’t ran his mouth, she would have never met the 30 sombreros and never would have been kicked out of school. She hated her father for everything he had done. Why couldn’t he keep a secret! They could have been rich by now! She did not understand. Anyways, that was the reason why only 6 people had showed up to her birthday party which was a shame because they had invited 20 people from her new school.  Her mother had wasted all her money on the food and Miss Lady Alexis felt that it washer fault she was guilty. If everyone liked her they would have came but they don’t. Miss Lady Alexis stated the party by having a dancing contest. Yes, Miss Lady Alexis was quite the dancer, the best dancer in Saber actually. Everyone was so hungry after having a 1 hour contest that half of the food was already gone. Even the bartender, Carver, busted some moves. Everyone was having a good time even Miss Lady Alexis. Around mid day they had ran out of good music so Miss Lady Alexis decided that she wanted to play Truth or Dare.  Everyone in the room wanted dares so there were a lot of wild things going on.  A few minutes passed and everyone was out of dares so Miss Lady Alexis started to open her presents.  She received a iron cutlass (a sword), 2 hand pistol (for protection), and a nice cloth doll (for voodoo.)  These gifts were the basic necessities of any pirate. (Oh I almost forgot when you turn 12 you are officially a pirate) It was time Miss Lady Alexis learned the pirate code.

Miss Lady Alexis was enrolled into a private pirate school in Port Royal when she was 13 and she never came out until she was 21. She had learned the basics and was ready to move on. Heading back to Saber she noticed a body laying on the ground. Miss Lady Alexis had stopped the horse and jumps down to see whose body was it. Turning the body over she was absolutely shocked. For it was the one who was so important to her. The body was of her mother. That was Miss Lady Alexis’s turning point. No more little nice girl. Miss Lady Alexis had become everyone’s worst nightmare and she wouldn’t stop until she had revenge. With her good friends she had met at pirate school, Sarah, Summer, Molly, and Elizabeth, they had formed the unstoppable guild, The Shadow Demons.  Miss Lady Alexis and The Shadow Demons had questioned pirate after pirate who had killed her mother but no one knew. Miss Lady Alexis then knew who had done it and she knew exactly where they would be. Racing to Llano Middle School (which was a deserted building now) she had a million thoughts in her head like: why, how could they, what do they want from me, I’m going to kill them. Arriving at the deserted school  her and her guild stood face to face with the 30 Sombreros (more like 13 Sombreros the others died) with anger in their eyes. The leader (who I can’t believe is still alive) stepped out from the back of his guild and said, “ Aye glad you could join us mi amor. We’ve been expecting you. But not your amigos. Quien es estos?” “This is my crew Sarah, Summer, Molly, and Elizabeth nosotros somos Los Shadow Demons.””Aye, si si sus amigos. Well we got what we want thanks to tu madre.””Whatever you wanted was not worth killing her. Que’s tu problema?””Aye see where you are wrong we got this from her. But she refused to give it when we asked nicely. Therefore, tu madre had to pay the price entiendo?””What ya need a stupid paper for? Que so especial about it?””Sabes que im going to let you see it but its too bad you can’t have it. Show her Buff” (the paper was the map to all the gold and riches lying beneath the ground) “Yo quiero eso es mios Buff””Aye sorry mi amor tis’ is mine now” “I don’t think so pulchara”

You would think that Miss Lady Alexis and the Shadow demons would never revenge but you where wrong. They had hurt the 30 Sombreros so bad that they tried to flee. Though, the Shadow demons were so angry at them they left them alive; however, they did not think nature would. The Shadow Demons took The 30 Sombreros the Lost City of El Galapalos and left them there to die. Though, the 30 Sombreros suffered from major injuries they lived to tell all the other gangs to back off. No one wanted to listen.

Miss Lady Alexis and The Shadow Demons followed the map to all the locations on the map and had all the riches in there trusty brown chest.  Though, it was not easy as you suspect Miss Lady Alexis and The Shadow Demons had to fight almost every day. Of course, they lost some fights; no one can win it all. Miss Lady Alexis vowed to find everything on her father’s map and promised to not let anyone or anything stop her.  By the time Miss Lady Alexis had found all the riches she was known as the most powerful pirate ever to be born and while she was on her quest she found the love of her life, another great pirate, Ian.  When Miss Lady Alexis and Ian turned 33 they married under the Old peach tree in Saber town. With wonderful friends, a wonderful husband, and soon to be a wonderful daughter Miss Lady Alexis had absolutely wonderful life for now.  You never know when someone will need the Shadow Demons and you never know why but you do know they will always be there by your side.

The legend of Miss Lady Alexis and The Shadow Demons was inspired by The Pirates of the Caribbean.  For I love The Pirates Movie! I hope you have enjoyed my story. And to conclude this story I must tell you that I am the all mighty Miss Lady Alexis and I know I and very powerful.  However, I don’t use it to my advantage, well I might ask for favors now and then; ok ok I do use this power to my advantage. It just feels so good to be the queen of all pirates, the lord of everyone, it feel good to be ME!