This is your complimentary edition of Grim Reaper Weekly.
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Ask Mr. Grim
Dear Mr. Grim,
I'm watching the cheetah girls! WHAT DO I DO?!?
Burning Eyes
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Dear Burning Eyes,
JUMP! JUMP NOW! DO IT!
Mr. Grim
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Horoscope
THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!
Oh and your going to drop you Cell Phone in the toilet. That stinks for you.
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Hope Your Week Is Hopeless!
The Grim Reaper weekly staff
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P-O-T-A-T-O-E-S
POTATOES
POOOOOTAAAATOOOES
poTATos
poTAToes
PotaTOES
POTA-TOES! OH THERE GO THE POTA- TOES!
potatoes
*whispers* pooootaaaatooooes
DIE POTATOES!
toes
pota
toespota!
potatoes......seotatop SEOTATOP
thats seotatop backwards it says potatos....wait.....
POTATOS HAVE EYEBALLS!
YOU EAT THEM!
WITH A SPORK!
Potatoes….
*crying* POOOTAAAAATOOOEESS!
THE POTATOES…..SEOTATOPS! THEY ARE GONE!
Tick Tock Tick Tock....the potatoes time of living its growing short....
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bannanas
BWHAHH! *poofs away* the poof smoke...its blue...
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Here is a new segment on E-New that we like to call.... E-News Outings!!!
On this certain first outing, Sydni and Abby visited the local park for some fun outside.
First off, they headed for the tennis courts. Realizing that they stunk and ended up chasing the ball everywhere, they decided to head for the very mature swing sets. The swings were too high and too heavy for an average 12 year old, so Abby and Sydni went on a walk around the park. They picked berries of of trees and threw them at each other, than threw them on the ground and squished them.
Upon meeting some strange kids, they acted their age and stopped and chatted.
When they came around to the playground, Abby screamed at some punks, it is doubtful that they heard her....... thankfully.
And that is all on the E-News outing!!
Til Next Time!
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Yes its short....its one of them songs that get stuck in your head and never get out....the tune to the theam song i have no idea o.o;
]]>Batman: Are we supposed to run the show today?
WonderWoman: Guess so.....
Superman: Soooo.......
Flash: You guys stink at this. Yo! What’s up I'm Flash, That’s Batman or Batty, WonderWoman or WondyWoman and that’s Superman or The Dude.
Batman: -_____-
WonderWoman: *Sarcasum* Ha ha ha you so funny
SuperMan: *laughing* That was SO Funny!!!
Batman: ........wow....ummmm that was it. More coming soon...good bye
Flash: I HAVE MORE!
WonderWoman: *grone*
Flash: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
SuperMan: What?
Flash: GET IN THE CAR!
Batman: *Hits Flash With Baterang*
~ The AWSOME AMAZING STAFF OF THE J.L and E-News (That’s Justice League for you ninny’s who don’t know! HAH! burn. -___- )
THE END!
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