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Complimentary edition of Grim Reapers Weekly.

 0 Comments - Add comment Written on 08-Feb-2009 by eNews

This is your complimentary edition of Grim Reaper Weekly.

 

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Ask Mr. Grim

Dear Mr. Grim,

I'm watching the cheetah girls! WHAT DO I DO?!?

Burning Eyes

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JUMP! JUMP NOW! DO IT!

Mr. Grim

 

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THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!

Oh and your going to drop you Cell Phone in the toilet. That stinks for you.

 

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New Look

 2 Comments - Add comment Written on 22-Dec-2008 by eNews

We got a new look Coment and tell us what you think! ^____^

 

 

 

POTATOES!

 0 Comments - Add comment Written on 09-Dec-2008 by eNews

 

P-O-T-A-T-O-E-S

 

POTATOES

 

POOOOOTAAAATOOOES

 

poTATos

 

poTAToes

 

PotaTOES

 

POTA-TOES! OH THERE GO THE POTA- TOES!

 

potatoes

 

*whispers* pooootaaaatooooes

 

DIE POTATOES!

 

toes

 

pota

 

toespota!

 

potatoes......seotatop SEOTATOP

 

thats seotatop backwards it says potatos....wait.....

 

POTATOS HAVE EYEBALLS!

 

YOU EAT THEM!

WITH A SPORK!

 

Potatoes….

 

*crying* POOOTAAAAATOOOEESS!

THE POTATOES…..SEOTATOPS! THEY ARE GONE!

Tick Tock Tick Tock....the potatoes time of living its growing short....

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bannanas

 

 

BWHAHH! *poofs away* the poof smoke...its blue...

 

 

 

E-News Outings

 3 Comments - Add comment Written on 05-Dec-2008 by eNews

Hello and welcome to E-News!!!! *theme song*

 

Here is a new segment on E-New that we like to call.... E-News Outings!!!

On this certain first outing, Sydni and Abby visited the local park for some fun outside.

First off, they headed for the tennis courts.  Realizing that they stunk and ended up chasing the ball everywhere, they decided to head for the very mature swing sets.  The swings were too high and too heavy for an average 12 year old, so Abby and Sydni went on a walk around the park.  They picked berries of of trees and threw them at each other, than threw them on the ground and squished them. 

Upon meeting some strange kids, they acted their age and stopped and chatted. 

When they came around to the playground, Abby screamed at some punks, it is doubtful that they heard her....... thankfully.

And that is all on the E-News outing!!

Til Next Time!

THE THEAM SONG! Yay!

 0 Comments - Add comment Written on 05-Dec-2008 by eNews

E-news is the way to go so turn on your PC and give it a go! WORD

 

Yes its short....its one of them songs that get stuck in your head and never get out....the tune to the theam song i have no idea o.o;

Are we doing the show?

 0 Comments - Add comment Written on 05-Dec-2008 by eNews

Batman: Are we supposed to run the show today?

WonderWoman: Guess so.....

Superman: Soooo.......

Flash: You guys stink at this. Yo! What’s up I'm Flash, That’s Batman or Batty, WonderWoman or WondyWoman and that’s Superman or The Dude.

Batman: -_____-

WonderWoman: *Sarcasum* Ha ha ha you so funny

SuperMan: *laughing*  That was SO Funny!!!

Batman: ........wow....ummmm that was it. More coming soon...good bye

Flash: I HAVE MORE!

WonderWoman: *grone*

Flash: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

SuperMan: What?

Flash: GET IN THE CAR!

Batman: *Hits Flash With Baterang*



~ The AWSOME AMAZING STAFF OF THE J.L and E-News (That’s Justice League for you ninny’s who don’t know! HAH! burn. -___- )

High School Musical 4! With Batman!

 5 Comments - Add comment Written on 15-Nov-2008 by eNews

Somewhere in Gotham City the Dark Knight (Batman) was standing on the East High Stage, looking at a chalk outline of Troy Boltons body. He stared at the outline and said, "The world is a better place now."

 

 

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eNews wrote:
05-Dec-2008 - 16:41

OMG! *pokes adds* They put a Batman Beyond add on our page! WE ARE NOT WORTHY! Do you see it? .....stop looking at us like that!

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05-Dec-2008 - 16:38

So this is us...E-News.....Yeah....ok I'll get to the point we don't care who you are! If you don't send us fan mail, we WILL hunt you down and we WILL make you eat magic candy from Candy Mountain and take your KIDNEY! So yeah! Bye ^-^ *Skips away hapily*



 

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My interests:
superheros.....candy...stuff....
About me:
WELCOME TO E-NEWS!!
*theme song*
Here we will share some interests. We are obsessed with jokes that nobody seems to think are funny... strange.
We like Superheros whom we sometimes mock.....
Uh.. what else? Anything really. Send us fanmail at enewsfanmail@gmail.com

Music:
SKILLET!  
Movies:
The Pink Panther 
Television:
Juctice League Unlimited 
Books:
StarGirl and the Alex Rider Series 
Heroes:
Batman, Superman, WonderWoman, Flash, Hawk Girl, Robin and Joker Junior (for those who know Batman) 
Job:
E-News Staff. duh 
Previous jobs:
World record bubble-gum chewers, sock models, chicken wranglers, butchers. 
Education:
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